A deer hunter discovered the man wrapped in the rug in a wooded area off the Atlantic City Expressway in New Jersey on Dec. 8, the Philadelphia Daily News reported.
Authorities have no idea who he is or who might have executed him.
"This was a very large man with very small, round, distinctive ears," said Atlantic County Prosecutor Ted Housel during a press conference. "Somewhere, someone is missing this person."
Large man with very small round distinctive ears....
And some guy who looks like a real world Shrek.