Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods
It's kinda like mom-dad: You knew they did it but you just didn't want to know about it.
HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.
...and the best part...
The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman. A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.
I'm not expert in this shit, but I see a naked couple in the woods...I'm calling both their asses drunk. Just me.
It's kinda like mom-dad: You knew they did it but you just didn't want to know about it.
HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.
...and the best part...
The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman. A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.
I'm not expert in this shit, but I see a naked couple in the woods...I'm calling both their asses drunk. Just me.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080520/ap_on_fe_st/odd_naked_pilot;_ylt=AnaEdV6YEs9HbqARBcu5KRwuQE4F
...and a little something for the kids in the back
http://www.uncorrelated.com/Salma%20Hayek.jpg
For the guys who like post-baby-momma pics...
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