Friday, May 23, 2008

Morning Wood: Friday

Naked pilot, flight attendant arrested in woods

It's kinda like mom-dad: You knew they did it but you just didn't want to know about it.

HARRISBURG, Pa. - An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.

...and the best part...

The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman. A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.

I'm not expert in this shit, but I see a naked couple in the woods...I'm calling both their asses drunk. Just me.;_ylt=AnaEdV6YEs9HbqARBcu5KRwuQE4F

...and a little something for the kids in the back

For the guys who like post-baby-momma pics...


  1. Funny story. Too bad you couldn't link the kids in the back to a post-baby pic of Salma's 200lb ass!

  2. I think cowboy was being sarcastic, and I think you better enjoy the pics of the boobs you posted...cause they're the only ones you'll be seein' for awhile!

  3. Well played Bamagirl, well played...