ABC News: Count the White Chicks Contest and More Media Fellatio

Update Fri Afternoon

As if on fucking que... Thanks to AP for more gentle cupping of Obama's nuts while he is on vacation.




This is just silly. ABC News asks it's readers on the web to count the white people in a McCain ad and notice that it means that McCain is racist...because the ratio of white women seems too high to ABC.

One...two...three...four...sure are a lot of young white women in this thing....

Here's my contest for Jack Tripper and ABC news. Let's count the number of times you gently cup his balls during the next three months.

Seriously. I want more pictures of Obama shirtless. I want to hear how he gives you shivers. I want more adulation. More reverence. More cheerleading.



I want to worphip my president. I want Camelot. I want to serve.

Leap of Logic Science: The Green Scare Continues

Here's a gem from ABC News.


Plasma, LCDs blamed for accelerating global warming

What! My TV is killing the environment!

A gas used in the making of flat screen televisions, nitrogen trifluoride (NF3), is being blamed for damaging the atmosphere and accelerating global warming.

Almost half of the televisions sold around the globe so far this year have been plasma or LCD TVs.

But this boom could be coming at a huge environmental cost.

The gas, widely used in the manufacture of flat screen TVs, is estimated to be 17,000times as powerful as carbon dioxide.

Ironically, NF3 is not covered by the Kyoto protocol as it was only produced in tiny amounts when the treaty was signed in 1997.

This is terrible. Call Harry Reid...TV's ARE MAKING US SICK!!!!!

Check that. Here's the little "sciencey" bit.

Levels of this gas in the atmosphere have not been measured, but scientists say it is a concern..

Huh? We have never measured the gas? But the headline. The headline was big, and in bold type...

PLASMA, LCD'S BLAMED FOR ACCELERATING GLOBAL WARMING

Now I'm no expert in journalism, but I am an environmental scientist and this looks like the latest installment of the Green Scare from our leftist press.