Monday, September 22, 2008

Hannah Montana: She Hates Miley Cyrus And Wants That Girl Out Of Her Body ASAP

TMZ reports that Miley Cyrus has been trying to get fired and while her fractured persona has decided she likes the limelight...or something like that.
Our spies on the set tell us Miley has bragged that she will get fired, making it clear she wants to focus on singing and not the show. For his part, Billy Ray has also made it clear that there is more money in singing than a Disney cable show. As a result, the father-daughter team has been showing up to the set ridiculously late, stalling production and infuriating cast and crew.

Emily Osment, who plays Lilly Truscott, used to be extremely tight with Miley. Now we're told Emily is so bitter she literally turns away from Miley after each scene. We're told Emily's dad got in a screaming match with Billy Ray, complaining he and Miley were unprofessional.

This girl needs to call Webster, because the "outside of Disney" career for this mildly talented girl is limited. Don't worry kids, Wal Mart will intervene and get this shit settled double quick.

1 comment:

  1. Funny stuff! Greetings from the beautiful Texas Hill Country! :-)