Here is my version of their hit piece. I've taken out the sentence structure and boiled it down to just the descriptive smears.
Palin is a: fundamentalist, christianist, theocrat, extremeist, creationist, climate change doubting, intolerant, book banning, Hamas-like, atrocity loving, Tunisian/Turkish style, impulsive reactionary, intolerant, bigoted, candidate who has the right to hold these views.
We hardly knew that the good people at Salon held such negative views of our Muslim friends. For years, I thought Bush was the gold standard of dispicible behavior.